Cold Winter Hotness

What up people? Houston to Philly. Carolina to Cali.

Times are hard but it’s a good day to be an American. Because we are about to get our country back and get on the good foot. Ladies and gentleman, set aside any differences you think you have and throw on the Red White and Blue vision. We are finally about to enter the new millennium and take the world with us. Global warming, energy independence, education advances, diplomatic relations, scientific healthcare innovations. Made in America.

I’m gonna take a page out of W’s wack handbook and tell you to get yourself a Starbucks. Treat your girlfriend out to dinner. Go take a trip to Vegas. Have some fun. And then get ready to put some elbow grease into taking our country back. The crooks and the haters and the shiesty clowns like Ken Lay and Bernie Maddof had their day now its our time to enjoy life.

Cause despite the stresses and conflicts of day to day it’s the little things that make everything else alright. That’s today’s word from the Triad Administration along with a little hotness and notness from Frank White President Verb of the Triad Administration.

Hotness - Barack Obama.

Love him or hate him. Half empty or half full. Liberal or conservative. President Barack Obama clocked in and immediately went to work for the United States of America. That's what's up!

Notness - Barack Obama’s job

Or should I say jobs. Fix the economy, the banks, the auto industry, the housing crisis, wall street, two wars, the environment, the education system, healthcare, and of course the Middle East, just to name a few.


I’d rather sell Real Estate to Pontiac Dealers.

Hotness - Pork In The Stimulus

Unlike the Post-Bush Republicans and the many of my fam who are Muslim (what up Fam), I have no problem with a nice piece of pork.

















Notness - Beef over the Stimulus

The problem with less pork, more tax cuts right now is that you can’t eat tax cuts and people are hungry.

Hotness - Tax cuts

Lets be real. The government eats up your cheese like rats.

Notness - Paying Taxes

It cracks me up when big business and THE RICH get mad about not getting tax cuts. Cause when they get fat tax cuts they don’t pay nothing anyway. I can't wait till those outsourcing paychecks dry up.

Hotness - Bailouts

Scuse me, Uncle Sam. I know you broke and all Unc, but could you spare a dime? Or some fresh billions.

Notness - Budgets

Raise your hand if your state ain’t broke. Sit down Alaska and go look at Russia or something.

Not Hot Not Not - Saying no to bailouts

#1 Bobby Governor of Louisiana if Flavor Flav give your broke ass state a handout you need to take it.

#2 GM or Ford shouldn't get a dime until they come out with a flying whip (ain’t it about time already?)

#3 You can’t have money in America and not have banks unless you trying to spend yen.


Hotness - Old Ladies Attacking Robbers



BAM. Right upside the head.

Notness - Maniacal Monkeys attacking women


OK. A chimp is a chimp.

And that whole relationship was a little hairy anyway. (Bathing together...come on now.)

So I feel a little sorry for the crazy ass chimp that got bucked by the jakes.

But monkey ass Chris Brown doesn't have any excuses.

Hotness - Heath Ledger



Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Notness - Sean Penn



So SHUT UP and…just…go…AWAY. (You too Tavis...some damn Tavis Smiley)

Hotness - Watchmen

I know who watches the watchmen. Me thats who.



Notness - Friday the 23th

How you gonna make Jason 27 part one again even though you seen him in Manhattan, hell, space, and fighting Freddy in his dreams.

I ain't falling for the banana in the tailpipe.

Hotness - 24 Season 777 (RANT ALERT)

Bizzle and Redhead FBI get away from the jakes. Dubaku gets away from Bizzle. Or not. But cover is blown now. Chase is on. Team Bizzle out of play. Until. Old girl makes her move. And the car flips. She's toast. Dubaku on the stretcher. Bizzle with the audible. "Talk before you die or I kill your family". He talks. He dies. Whats that. A chip. Word. Bizzle gives it to the homes with the chopper. Damn.

But Redhead FBI is pissed now. She in the hospital with Bizzle giving up dead sister's bracelets to alive sister in wheelchair. "You promised you would protect her. Now she dead and you give me THIS? I hate you." Redhead FBI hates herself too. But she hates Bizzle more. Cause Bizzle is cold. He’s all "You’ll get over it." She's all "like your wife?" He's all "Next time you pull a gun on me be ready to use it." She's all like "I was." Oooooh Bizzle it stings. But its only your pride.

Back at FBI headquarters. Young snitch got him some snitch trim. FBI got evidence about snitches. Young snitch asks snitch trim can she erase it. Maybe. But Chloe is on the case. Uh oh. Snitch trim is successful. Evidence is gone. So is snitch trim. Young snitch did it. Head Suit wants answers. Young snitch got extremely suspect answers and too many questions. Head suit doesn’t know who to trust. Obviously. But Chloe is on the case and the evidence is back. Uh oh. Young snitch on the run. Too late.Head Suit wants answers. Real ones. Young snitch wants a lawyer.

Meanwhile Bill Buchizzle riding shot gun with Madam President to see half dead First Guy. First daughter got beef. And tears. Bill got juice. Evidence got snitches everywhere including assistant Senate snitch who runs with Senator I Hate Bizzle. Madame Pres like "Thanks Bill you need anything name it." Bill like "Can Bizzle get a break?" Madame Pres like "Maybe." Booooo.

Who's theme music is that? Its Tizzle. He's back. Chillin on big white steps with Bizzle …Bizzle talking that it’s over turn yourself in crazy shizzle. Tizzle like it aint’ over. Juma and the crizzle bout to hit DC hard it’s rizzle. Boop boop. Boop boop. Boop boop. Boop boop.

Notness - American Idol

Sober karaoke is just plain wrong. Just like idolatry. And Randy "Definitely Not a Real" Jackson.

Not Hot Not Not - Lost

I seen the dead bule get not dead, go back and forward in time from country to country, city to city and talk to mad people who think he dead now before he go die and come back to not being dead again. I don’t really get Lost but I see how you could.

Hotness - Movies about broke people in India

Don’t ask me why. Some damn Slumdog Millionaire.

Notness - News about broke people in America

The between the crime and the economy every city in the country is turning into a slum, dog.

Hotness - The Return of Tiger Woods

The king is back.

Notness - The Fall of A Rod

Lost his wife, team ain’t make the playoffs, and now he lying about the steroids he said he didn’t take before he admitted he did.



Talk about being on something before you were against it. Ta dah dah. A little inside the beltway humor, just a bit outside.

Hotness - ACC Tournament

The college basketball buffet that is March Madness begins before they break the brackets out. And The ACC tournament is the proverbial banging Buffalo Wing appetizer. You could definitely get full but there is mo better food to come.

Notness - NBA Regular Season

Kobe is an assassin. Lebron is a beast. Both of them will absolutely kill you. The Celtics are the champs. And my favorite player, Tim Duncan, is the champion of champions. So wake me up when the playoffs start.

Hotness - Vegas

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
















Notness - Mexico

What happens to you in Mexico? Don't know, but you stays in Mexico.

Hotness - Joaquin Phoenix on Dave Letterman

There is something funny about insanity. Joaquin meet Crispin. Crispin meet Joaquin.





Notness - The Roots on Jimmy Fallon

There is nothing funny about prostitution. Hip Hop meet Recession. Recession meet Hip Hop.

Hotness - America

Even though half the population is broke or insane or both, this is my country and I'd much rather be in America than...

Notness - Africa

Shoutout to the racist and lazy forefathers who didn't want to pick cotton themselves so they got their Ponzi Scheme on and cotton picked mad negros out of Africa to build their wealth in exchange for bullets with no guns and empty bottles of whiskey. I could be mad but if it weren't for their delusional selfishness I might be running around Liberia with purple sweats, a Harold Minor jersey and an AK bucking people for General Juma. I'll take servicing the fiends any day. Gluten free or not.

Not Hot Not Not - Black History Month

What's it like to be Black in America? There is nothing like it.

It's not a gift. It's not a curse. It is what it is. For every Dr. King there is an OJ Simpson. For every Barack Obama there is a Little Wayne Weezy Carter. (Actually for every Obama there is a Weezy, a Jeezy, a Soulja Boy, a Gucci Mane and OJ the Juice Mane and a bunch of other coonbreads but I digress).

From Slaveships to 3/5ths to Civil Rights to President #44, the Black American Historical Experience is full of pain and pride, successes and failures, life and death. It is vital, it is important, it is special. But ultimately it is American.

Black History Month should be a time to reflect on the trials and the tribulations, and those successes and the failures that have made America what it is today. But in reality all it is another month. And really we don't need a month to showcase that part of history. It should be displayed with pride everyday.

So shout out to fellow my African Americans and shout out to my fellow Americans. Regardless of race, creed, or color, there is something special about being a part of history. And right now. We are all apart of history.

PEACE LOVE AND PROSPERITY IN 2009.

Ma' dam Sek with a little math, a subracting economy is inversely related to increasing CRIME

Ma'dam Sek here with news that is not quite internationally related. However, it must occur globally because it just... well.... makes sense.

In prior years we have been watching our world that we have come to know, love, and admire start to crumble before our eyes. Beginning a little post 2001 there was a lot of talk about our environment screaming for our help. We ignored it. Fast foward a couple of years it is now 2007 and I can't take a shower longer than 5 minutes because my city has only 90 days of water supply left. WTF?!?!

Well that corrected itself in certain parts of the country. Here, we had an ish ton of rain in 2008. All our fears were able to rest. Americans were able to forget yet again that there were things beyond our control. We could go back to our ignorance is bliss state of mind.

FAST FORWARD!

September 24, 2008 Bush addresses the nation to inform us that we are officially in a financial CRISIS! AHHH ISH! We have to worry yet again.. and this time it is about our money. No one likes monetary obsession, depression, and depletion.

What am I saying this all for? Well unfortunately unlike our liquid issues from 2 years ago this one has not solved itself. These problems that seem beyond our control that were in fact caused by human error and greed have lead to more problems.

As I was doing my news rounds I stumbled on a CNN article about crime increasing. It seems that with the economic downturn crime has been on the rise.

"WHAT the hell you say?" YES that is the case.

Is it really surprising, no not really. Why wouldn't people want things at the cheapest possible rate when everyone is BROKE?! E-Z- money baby.

The problem is just that though, everyone is broke, everyone is suffering. How dare people steal from their fellow suffering American! STEAL FROM SOME DAGGONE CHENEY!
(I would love to dig in his pockets an then spin kick him!)

Well the kicker to this tale is that necessity is the mother of all invention or in this case historic repetition.

American's are known for being selfish. Dog eat Dog.. I'll gets mine it doesn't matter about yours. However, because of these recent outbreaks of violence communities are bonding together to watch eachother's back. (such old timey insight go figure, it works)

It's sad that in times of trouble and discomfort that is when people seek out one another, but that is just the way the cookie crumbles. It has been observed that people walk through neighborhoods perpetrating and pretending they are market salesmen, or flyer distributors. They have only one goal in mind they want to see who is home and who is not.

Smart... but f'ed up all at the same time.

• People are stealing GPS systems from cars... (keep that ish locked down.. don't keep it in your window for all to see dumbheads)
• People are breaking into foreclosed homes and stealing copper. (get that gold.. CASH FOR GOLD BEECHES!)

Well to sum this all up the article said that in the past 15 years crime rates have been at a historical low. That is not surprising with countries suffering from outrageously high economic prosperity in that time.

It has all become busted down to size and we need to do something. I am all for community but is it not a shame that it is at the expense (pun intended) of the economy?

(note: I do not know a neighbors name in my apartment building for ish, do you?)
quirky tidbit

Cultural differences can save your life... ACCEPT THAT

Unbeweavable?!?!

Back to my communication roots...
Watch this nice little tidbit here


Thank you channel 4 news... This is what we call a kicker in news writing.

So apparently this young lady who has been investing her time and money into unnaturally pink red hair has been saved by said weave. In the end it managed to save her life against her insane ex-boyfriend who attempted to murder her.

So she gets shot at, her rear window breaks, the bullet hits her weave, (which they showed ninety times) and crumpled up in her hair. That's good right? To quote Charlie Murphy, "WRONG... WRONG".

As I am recording this I now realize how absolutely insane that sounds. Not only does this video exploit black women and their obsession with having, "good hair" even if it isn't real; but if you believe that every black man has a gun.. well shoot.. this freakin guy does. He apparently also did not have the brain power to deal with their relational issues any other way. Daggum black dudes! What the hell?

So what are we supposed to do with news like this? I don't freaking know... I just thought I would share it with you all because its comically ridiculous!

Chief Of Staff Geez O Black's Top Draft Picks of 2009

I am not Barack Obama and he does not approve this FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY message but I am Frank White the President and I do brought to you by my Cousin, Godbrother, and HILARIOUS Chief of Staff GEEZ O BLACK!

So funny I have to post it on my space...I mean facebook. Peace

GEEZ O BLACK'S TOP PICKS OF 2009

With the first pick I select Alex Rodriguez!! , yes Alex has made his mistakes but then again who hasn’t? The important thing to remember is he admitted his mistakes. Alex and I have a lot in common he is not the only cheater to ever cheat. In fact I too, like Alex have cheated. In my Geometry class I was caught cheating and I called a press conference to convince everyone I was sorry for cheating. In the press conference I had a written statement that I read off of. In this statement I stated that I was sorry. I mentioned how my cousin Neez aka The Black Ray Gilligan helped me cheat as he gave me a duplicate test with all the answers to the test that I was taking. Ironic it happened in 2003 around the time Alex Rodriguez was getting stuck with the ROIDs in his ass by his cousin Holio Alfonzo. I stated that I was young, naive, and stupid I mean I didn’t know that having a duplicate test was considered cheating; honestly I thought you could get those at your local library. I ask everyone to judge me from here on, I haven’t cheated since then, on second thought I haven’t got caught cheating since then, and I vow never to cheat again or get caught cheating again. So Alex I am proud of you for coming clean as I did. Don’t let me down come October CHAMP (pun intended).

Now for my second pick I select LeBRON James AKA the KING. I am now announcing that I am clearing cap space for LeBRON James for 2010. One might ask why would LeBrone sign with you GEEZE. well I do live in Greensboro such a great market for Black people in college, Lebron could be my spokesman, I do know Frank White the President, and Lebron would flourish under my style of play clear the hell out the way, Lebron go straight to the hole No jumpers, please No jumpers. One might ask how are you going to acquire Lebron for all that cash? Well I am getting rid of a lot of assets, and in fact here’s a list.

My 20$ TV
My Stephon Marbury rookie card that was worth more when he was a rookie then it is now DAMNIT
My XX3 Carolina blue Jordan sneakers that may or may not be real
My authentic Gilbert Arenas jersey (Gilbert where are you I miss you?)
My broke ass Pontiac (wait that’s already sold) Whamp Whamp
My CPU that got struck by lightning, im sure the fiends could use it and put it in their cart or something.
My ankle brace that I used in 01, who wouldn’t want a sweaty ankle brace from the GEEZE
My green dice fitted hat. I am convinced this was the worst purchase I have ever made, anybody want it?
My Dookie brown t-shirt with the #8 on it and Sanders on the back of the shirt (this is exclusive)
My Lacoste sun glasses that clearly states made in China hint hint
My Kanye West Late registration cd (good CD but I know longer affiliate with KANGAY)
My Broke ass vacuum cleaner that picks up absolutely nothing.
The last Capri son in my refrigerator from the summer of 2007
My Barrack Obama New York Times election winning newspaper (its gonna be a classic in 30 years right, right.)
My T.J Ford Bucks jersey another dumb buy (what can I say I like jersey’s)
My PS 2 that no longer plays DVD, damn thing almost kept me from seeing the Wire Madam Secretary appreciate the dvd player!!!
Last but not least I have an authentic Green Bay white road jersey (since he retired it’s an instant throwback jersey, or maybe you should wait till august to see if he comes back)

So here I come LeBron, im clearing space just like everybody else, I’m giving up bad assets and some good assets I’m sure the New York Knicks, Brooklyn Nets, Cleveland Cavaliers and the list goes on and on will hate me after I pull off the biggest signing in history.(THE KING)

My 3rd and last pick is BARACK HUESEIN OBAMA. There’s been a lot of hoopla about the stimulus package that Barack is trying to get passed and the greasy ass republicans are drinking way to much haterade. Well I am one to agree with the stimulus because we need it. But I am asking you Barack if you can give the GEEZE a stimulus package. I am broke thanks to George W Bush aka the worst president ever. I know the greasy ass republicans will be mad and they will say it’s too much pork in the GEEZE’S package, but do like you’ve been doing don’t listen to a damn thing they have to say. Well here’s a list of what I the GEEZE need in my stimulus package.

1. I need a hot maid with a uniform that has a short skirt and preferable big natural hooters and a Russian accent with the -30 degree Russian Skully hat on her head.
2. I also need a snitch cause just like Barack and Frank White I don’t trust the Russians
3. I need a black midget with a psychology degree.(his advice is creditable if he can overcome the psychological disadvantage of being a midget and black in America)
4. I need a 3 foot Penguin to keep me company. He can live in my crib since I no longer put the heat on. (WTF Piedmont Natural Gas)
5. I need a big ass painting of Pugachev the great, ( he was a fake ass Russian king go read your history book if you don’t know him) What a cool name Pugachev
6. I need that new Chevy volt, I’ll keep it real ,and tell GM if in fact this new whip they are putting out is another wack ass car.
7. I need a Parrot that only speaks fluent Ebonics, words such as Yo, Word up G, what’s good, chillen, holla at me, and of course Mutha Fucka are required to know.
8. I need a free lifetime supply of Z pizza and free delivery. I’m sure the owner Steve would piss in his pants if this was a federal mandate especially since I live 100 miles away from Raleigh(what can I say I love pizza ,and they have the best pizza in NC)
9. I need the Government to take George Washington off of the quarter and put Obama’s face on it (this will always remind black people you can do anything!! Obama’s face can’t be on the dollar bills because like myself we don’t have dollars the quarter will do just fine.

Barack you are my sleeper pick in the 2009 draft I’m counting on you to get this stimulus package passed. But in all seriousness the real stimulus needs to get passed so people can get back to work. If the stimulus doesn’t work well I will Blame George W Bush. Barack in my eyes can do no wrong; Barrack is like OJ in 94 black people are behind him no matter what. Barack there are two exception to this rule; you are not allowed to beat up your wife (I love Michele) like Chris Brown or cheat on your wife like Bill Clinton. And since I have full confidence that you won’t do anything like that, you will always be in good graces with me and black people. Finally to elaborate on my statement about OJ I no longer support OJ anymore, OJ is a fool, to bring it back to Ebonics I DON’T F WITH OJ.

Well there you have my top 3 draft picks for 2009 Alex Rodriguez, LeBron James, and Barack Obama.

Spherical Resident Lyrical President

A Yo!
My name ain't Barack or Skills but I got lots of skills
Using them to wrap up society ills
Talking 800 bills and another couple of trills

In debt on the bet that the economy get set
While every day it gets worse yet

TV talking bout roids & A Rod he dry snitching
another corrupt official in Blago's sphere itching
living with no room cause he up in the kitchen

bout to get his seat taken
in the name of money makin
find himself like plaxico bout to get taken

like Neeson or Chris Brown
child prodigy smack his bitch up
booked that ass downtown
son take the picture
another cat knocked like Suge
getting switched up

go in hard
come out homo like Kayne oh no
I'm not hating do your thing
But what happened to Polo?

(Fruity ass 80's perfect stranger mullet talking bout superheros, son you losing it)

Alright I'm hating but cats out for dolo
sniffing yay dead at the hand of they man like Manolo
while airplanes pop, lock, and dropping
going low low

the worlds out of control doing a buck fifty no breaks
Houston illing
blood spilling on the streets
Thanks to the jakes

A war of opposition you can't win
not never
like australia or oklahoma
catching body blows from the weather

Chimp vs man
Israelis in Iran
Like the US on the covert tip
In Pakistan

Black AG talking race
Hillary in Korea face
domestic disputing losing your head
decapitates

People going for broke
While the whole world going broke
Like Geez
Capitol Hill still don't care they talking grease
Nigga please

Enough to make a church man get down
drinking losing sobriety
Cause word to Verb
Its a MF'n LAWLESS SOCIETY

V.I.V.P. press release

Welcome to the mind of the Triad Administration. To many it may seem as though I have been pulled into this administration simply because of my well documented and rather close relationship to the President and Madame Sec. To others it seems as though this is the proper place to stash a close advisor in a position that has no true power (until now...thanks Cheney). Under the Triad Administration that is far from the truth, in fact the truth is that I campaigned and earned this position of Vice President and will bring to it intellect and diplomacy. As my contributions will soon show, I offer a non-biased, non-partisian often times eccentric view to the issues that society faces. I hope that you will enjoy these views and take them for what they are worth, a form of education.

Thank you,
V.I.V.P. (Very Important Vice President)

Sharing The Love (on the cheap)

I am Frank White President of the Triad Administration and I approve this message brought to you by the SWV - Use Your Heart video uploaded from You Tube.



If anyone understands the impact of our nation’s financial woes on daily life, it’s yours truly. Job losses are mounting while savings and personal spending cash dwindle. With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, some of you may be a bit concerned about how your pockets are gonna work this one out.

Well that’s what I’m here for, to help get you through these tough times. So here are 7 tips to enjoy an economy friendly Valentine’s Day and get your recession romance on.

First tip - Stay at Home
Why spend the extra money dining out? Expensive food, tipping, drinks and gas. Adds up. Or how about a trip to the movies. Tickets and snacks for two to watch a wack movie and you could be close to 40 bucks.

This year instead of eating out, cook dinner. All you need is some pasta, sauce, bread, cheese and a bottle of wine. Voila. A romantic dinner for two at a fraction of the cost. And instead of going to the movies scoop up a DVD or two from blockbuster, netflix, or redbox. Grab some candy, microwavable popcorn, sodas or beer. You got a date.

(And as an added bonus, you don’t have to worry about getting too tipsy to drive AND you can get as frisky as you like in the privacy of your own home.)


Second Tip - Personal Gift Certificates
So the shopping spree to Saks or Macy’s is off. And even that $20 Victoria’s Secret gift card is looking out of the price range with the cell phone bill, insurance, and gas money tying up the funds. No worries.

Instead give out “coupons” redeemable for less costly and much more personal services. One coupon to Wash and wax her car. Or change the oil. Another coupon good for a Free Bubble Bath & Shampoo or a Free Full Body Massage. How bout a Free Trip to the Park to Walk the Dogs or Watch The Kids while they take a nap? Stuff you should do but probably don’t. These gifts will be appreciated even more than some lame teddy bear.

(And as an added bonus you can get X-Rated in the spirit of Valentines Day with this gift ( A quickie here, a little trip downtown there - use your imagination) .

Third Tip - Put Your Talents to Use
Not those talents…necessarily. We’ll get to that later.

I’m thinking more along the lines of hobbies and creative talents. Instead of buying jewelry, make some. Are you an artist? Draw a beautiful portrait. Write some poetry. Make some fly CD mixes. Or serenade that special someone with a song. Actually that last one was kind of corny. But you get the gist.

Fourth Tip - Get Sentimental
You know those songs that get her in the mood? Fill a couple blank cds with them. And those pictures on the digital from forever and a day ago with all those special memories. Make a photo album. Or add some decorations, maybe a few romantic souvenirs (like tickets from your first date or love notes you wrote one another). Bam a scrapbook. If those tears of joy start flowing you are in.

Fifth Tip - Make Something Old Feel New
Its not free but its an investment both fiscally and emotionally. Get their favorite shoes cobbled. Clean and detail their car. Get your stitch on and add some flavor to the old jacket or blanket. Give that silly little dog that fits in her pocketbook a nice bath or clean out the icky fish tank he loves so much. That’s love.

Sixth Tip - Bring It Down A Notch
Instead of stretching for the dozen roses, go for one. Instead of a box of chocolates, get a bag of lollipops. Instead of buying a card. Make one. Instead of champagne get a more cost effective sparkling wine. Instead of a weekend trip out of town, go to a local bed and breakfast for a night. You don’t have to ball out to say I love you.

Seventh Tip - Make Sweet Love
First things first, making love is not the same as sex. If you don’t know that by now, you need more than just some Valentine’s Day tips from your truly. But seriously, take the time to do it right. The talking, the teasing, the foreplay. Make sure the mood is right. The soft lighting, the clean sheets, the baby making music. Pace your self and make it last. “O” so good.

(And as an added bonus not can you do this basically free but come on now…Who doesn’t love sweet sweet loving? )

Of course this is a tip for you married couples, far be it for the Triad President to promote living in sin ;)

Anyway ladies and gents. 7 perfect ways to enjoy a Happy Valentine’s Day without the dreaded post Valentine’s Hangover, especially during these tough times.

Like the artist formerly known as J Lo once said Love Don’t Cost a Thing. (Insert Joke) Be safe. Have fun. And nuthin but love to you