Introducing the Administration

My name is not Barack Obama and he does not approve this message. This is the new President of the Triad Administration, Frank White.

First things first I want to congratulate our new President of the United States of America. Barack Obama. I also want to thank all of you who voted and spent your time fighting the good fight to make sure that President Obama would be more than just an idea of hope but a reality.

I feel its only fair to laugh at all you dumb ass fools who voted for John McClain and thank God that he didn't win. Because if he did the Chinese would be landing in little red parachutes to collect all that cash that him and George Bush ran up with the GOP Visa these last 4 years. And Sarah Palin would be sprinkling rat poision in his prune juice and replacing his Viagra pills with a hotshot of Baltimore WMD.

Congratulate yourselves, Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and Girls. Black People. White People. Latinos and Asians. Old. Young. Smart. Dumb. All my peoples from the projects to the penthouse.

All right. Now, get ready. Cause in times as wild as these one administration isn't enough. Not even close. We need one administration to restore America to its right place as the moral leader of the world by eradicating the partisan bickering and infighting that has paralyzed in progress in the nations capital. And The Obama administration will do just that.

But we also need an administration that will not sugarcoat the truth or capitulate to the insanity that is Lil Wayne and his styrophome cup of coonishness going platinum in a week, blowjobs like them fools on The Hills making cake by reading wackass scripts on so called reality TV shows watched by unemployed people with too much time on their hands coast to coast, America's sorry excuse for a school system with seeds running around in colored bandanas gangbanging and other such foolishness when they should be learning why people like them and their so called parents should used a condoms and how to count without using fingers.

I mean damn. I don't know if you are tired of the lawlessness and the foolishness but we are. And as a result we've decided its time to takeover whether you are ready or not.

And I promise you are not ready. But you better get ready. Cause the takeover is imminent.

Ladies and gentleman I present to you. THE TRIAD ADMINISTRATION

PRESIDENT FRANK WHITE



VICE PRESIDENT NEEZ aka THE BLACK RAY GILLIGAN




MA'DAM SECRETARY OF STATE KARMENJAY FROSTY-FREEZ



CHIEF OF STAFF GEEZ O BLACK



The foundation of the TRIAD ADMINISTRATION tasked with no less than the impossible goal of keeping it real among a culture of clones. Can we do it? In the immortal word of the other president. YES WE CAN.

SO STOP LOOK & LISTEN CAUSE THE FUTURE IS NOW.



AND ITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES.

The Triad has spoken.